petaQ'a'pedia

Qaplá' petaQ'a'pedia petaQ paq vetlh Hoch laH HoH. Suv latlh tIq ghobe' Twitter vo' 'op poH Daq DISmey ben, petaQ!

quv tlhIngan tlhIngan vI-Har tlhIngan Hol qaH. tlhIngan wo' toy'wI'a'-be! Qo'noS pIqaD. “That petaQ James Cameron copied us with his so-called Na'vi language! He shall die!” ~ Kahless on Na'vi DIvI' petaQ!!! paghmo' tIn mIS. Sa' Worf. What?! What?! Image credit: Another_n00b What do you mean, I have bigger eyes than anime characters?! Discuss this image Kahless Kahless Kahless the Unforgettable is one hell of a warrior! Have you tasted his bloodwine? Best in the galaxy! Yessiree, Kahless's trademark 'Iw HIq is awesome! He is honored by many and hated by few ignorant petaQ. And his way of preparing qagh is the best! You should try it sometime, unless you're a vegetarian petaQ, in which case, your head should already have been chopped off by a bat'leth. Qaplá'!

Illogicopedia 'oH wiki Daq may' q'ply vo' mu'mey lan tay' Daq ghobe' qa (tu' pa' latlh...)

DaHjaj quv: tlhIngan vI-Har tlhIngan Hol qaH. tlhIngan wo' toy'wI'a'-be! Qo'noS pIqaD. “That petaQ James Cameron copied us with his so-called Na'vi language! He shall die!” ~ Kahless on Na'vi DIvI' petaQ!!! paghmo' tIn mIS. Sa' Worf. legh latlh...    ta'ta' SoH Sov? ...vetlh loDpu' 'oH petaQ? ...'ej vaj 'oH Romulans? ...'ej Ferengi, 'ej Vulcans, 'ej Breen, 'ej Vorta, 'ej tlhIng-- oops...

In the News North Korea perfects the mighty stomp rocket 0.003% of the world's population committed suicide on 1 Arbly, 2013 Stuart Little finally ends it all Flock of exactly 300 wrens found, all tagged Homeless people to pay tax on begging Peter Jackson's "The Hobbit" an Early Contender for Oscars IllogiNews reporter writes IllogiNews article Christmas cancelled after Santa loses job, declares bankruptcy and collapses lifelessly. Wankers coerce oil strikers in beans Batch files key to Windows 8 speed Non-traditional eats at Illogicopedia's American Thanksgiving feast for 2012 Journalist capture first documented evidence that the Apocalypse has begun Survey says bats are only funny to some people Illogicopedia writer honored by Time Magazine 2012 Olympic Games underway; Mr Bean early favourite to take Gold in 100m 774 words for poop God gives it up Existence not all it's cracked up to be, say scientists Sports celeb "pulled more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo" Canadian govt. approves national Bake and Wake Day Lactating midgets get the munchies, nobody laughs The Long Awaited Hiatus from Weed Francis E. Dec back from the grave, runs for Senator of Puerto Rico Zeroastrianism declared official religion of Finnish nihilists Silent Penguin makes the pros, American football enthusiasts rejoice 13809827354 Puisse is the new black, Social Studies is the new Math Tesco experience poor festive sales, are forced to sell over 3,000 mince pies for 1p Following recent India jibes, Jeremy Clarkson only yet to offend balding, middle aged jeans-clad motoring journalists: report Faulty implants scandal: exploding boobs a 'real possibility' Bigfoot sighted at blind date Trickle-down pants surprisingly popular in Danmark WAE IZ BAK. VOTE FOR YOUR LEAST FAVORITES. Conservapedia:The Future Minor annoyances swept down underneath the carpet Leftover airline fuel put to use as mildly intoxicating water substitute World ends 31/11/2011 to spite imagined 2012 doomsday believers Vote for your favourite articles and win nothing! Public houses everywhere usher in a Happy New Beer Illogicopedia's first (and only) reality show returns for a second season some four years after its debut tlHnews – Hoa'QI – quIQ'u nubt >>>    petaQ vandals AGH! MY EYES! Bloodwine! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *headbutts random petaQ* Hoa'QI... – quIQ'u >>>

jatlh vo' Dochmey ghItlh qun choH qun loD New Forum project: The Klingon Corner 03:30, 12 Arche 2013 Nerd42 New tlh featured image stuff! 16:06, 3 Ditzimber 2011 Dan the Hedgehog How do I make the featured image section on petaQ'a'pedia work properly? 16:53, 8 Octodest 2011 Athyria Tlh: namespace logo contest 02:11, 17 Serpeniver 2011 Dan the Hedgehog    petaQ'Blog UPDATE: We're moving. Changing servers. Really. We mean it this time. (29.Apr. 17:05) This just in from our dedicated personnel at the Illogicopedia Relocation Committee (IRC), when asked for an update on our move: [#illogiocopedia and that story of Rasputin's penis having a wart on it perfectly positioned to make women wet.] [16:31] == NotTheBard [whoop-dee-d00@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.71.52.214] has joined #Illogicopedia [16:31] -ChanServ- [#Illogicopedia] Welcome to the official IRC channel of http://illogicopedia.org/ - also check out our blog http://blog.illogicopedia.org/ - vauge undefined channel rules: play nice with the other kids and we won't have to electrocute you by sending lightning through the Internet to blow up your computer because you KNOW we can do it and we will too. <NotTheBard> So... the move. Is it happening? Soon? Ever? <csr> Yes, Illogicopedia is moving. Of course it's true! Why would we stay? <csr> There's absolutely no reason to. <csr> Carl replied to our emails and everything, so we can't blame him anymore. <csr> This is it. We're going. Period. <NotTheBard> lol <csr> Go ahead and laugh. It just proves you don't understand us. <csr> Illogicopedia isn't supposed to be funny, not even by accident. <csr> But get this straight: we are moving. <NotTheBard> ok <csr> It'll happen. We're almost at the end of the month. <csr> Rent on the new place is due in a couple of days, and we fully intend to move in. <NotTheBard> OK OK. I believe you. <csr> There's no looking back now. No hesistation, no cancellation, no excuses. <NotTheBard> OK! Good. Happy. Pleased. Excited. <csr> Just you wait. [16:33] == NotTheBard [whoop-dee-d00@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.71.52.214] has left #Illogicopedia Sounds legit, although as of now ?pedia is still hosted in beautiful, natural Canada on Carat Networks Inc.  I guess we'll know if we're really moving in a couple of days... Or not. [?] Illogicopedia Moving Sale - Final Clearance - Everything Must Go (07.Apr. 20:09) It's that time at last. Having survived numerous tear-jerking, all-nighters sitting up with Carl B to divide the MP3 collection and negotiate shared custody of the chihuahua, ?pedia is moving out at long last. The only things that remain are those items that were too emotionally painful (or too worthless) for either party to pack. A mess for us, but bargains aplenty for you. Check out the inventory (updated while supplies last)! [Read more] [?] Illogicopedia's new host? Uncyclopedia.co. (01.Apr. 13:39) If there's an advantage to having your own Foundation, it's being the first to hear of backchannel developments.  While I've yet to convince anyone to openly join me in writing any satirical commentary on the IF HQ (apparently it's unusual to use your soapbox to say unflattering things about your own stable),  I've been fortunate enough to receive story suggestions and tips, such as the following. The fallout of the wikiwide unrest that led to Uncyclopedia splitting away from their Wikia overlords has led to a partnership of sorts.  Not a unification or merging of the two projects, certainly [?]

yImev jatlh Hol? Illogicopedia En - English Logimalpédie Fr - Français Irratiopedia Nl - Nederlands/Vlaams Artigpedia No - Norsk (bokmål) Malucopédia Pt - Português petaQ'a'pedia tlh - tlhIngan Hol tlhob vaD Hol