“You are me and I am you”
You are here.
You, are an absolute stupidity. You, like 5 out of 6 billion people, are just some unimportant fool like any other grunt.
I suggest you go condense yourself!
That's just plain creepy! As opposed to not-so-plain creepy, which at least isn't plain, though nonetheless just as creepy.
 Time magazine
In 2006 Time voted you person of the year. Because you're worth it.
Funny, because they had to take a picture of everybody alive in the world and stuff it onto the front page. It looked like a multi-coloured soufflé that would make a fashionable hat. Dingle dongle bingle diddle dee.
You do not exist
You do not exist you may claim you exist because you are reading this but you are just a figment of a nonexistent dimension called the truth. You may think with your nonexistent brain that there is truth but there is a country called Djibouti so your nonexistent argument was made invalid by a farting monkey.
 Definition of You
From the suicidal delinquents' dictionary (Nth Edition):