Windows versus HIV
From Illogicopedia
What happens when you expose Windows Vista to one of the most deadly and easily spread viruses of all, Human immunodeficiency virus? Let's take a look.
| Day | Windows | HIV Files | Conclusion |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Windows is running as shitty as normal. Anti-virus programs (Avast!, SUPERanti-Spyware, and MalwareBytes Anti-Malware) are installed and running, much like the human immune system, except they aren't as effective and totally fucking kick ass. | Injected into My Downloads, System 32 files, and DRIVERS folders. | This is going to be good. |
| 2 | Windows is still running normally. Speed is average, and anti-virus programs are still running correctly. | Sitting around, doing nothing. Or at least that's what My Computer says. Fucking Windows, it sucks. | This may take a while. |
| 3 | Hm, this is strange. Apparently my Avast! folder in program files was replaced with a bunch of links to porn sites. | Files with .hiv extensions have taken over the Avast! folder. I wonder if those are related to the HIV fi;es I injected into the computer. | I'm not sure how effective HIV is. |
| 5 | EXTEND YOUR PENIS BY 2 INCHES IN AS MANY DAYS |
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! | Shit. I should not have done this experiment to my own computer. |
| 6 | It's not even booting. | Uploaded itself to the internet. | I have to use the library computers now, and they suck. Stupid parental block filters. |
Let's take a look with Linux:
| Day | Linux | HIV Files | Conclusion |
|---|---|---|---|
| 100 | As fast as ever. | Not doing a damn thing. | Linux kicks ass. |
So what have we learned today? Fuck .exe files.
