Windows versus HIV
What happens when you expose Windows Vista to one of the most deadly and easily spread viruses of all, Human immunodeficiency virus? Let's take a look.
|1||Windows is running as shitty as normal. Anti-virus programs (Avast!, SUPERanti-Spyware, and MalwareBytes Anti-Malware) are installed and running, much like the human immune system, except they aren't as effective and totally fucking kick ass.||Injected into My Downloads, System 32 files, and DRIVERS folders.||This is going to be good.|
|2||Windows is still running normally. Speed is average, and anti-virus programs are still running correctly.||Sitting around, doing nothing. Or at least that's what My Computer says. Fucking Windows, it sucks.||This may take a while.|
|3||Hm, this is strange. Apparently my Avast! folder in program files was replaced with a bunch of links to porn sites.||Files with .hiv extensions have taken over the Avast! folder. I wonder if those are related to the HIV fi;es I injected into the computer.||I'm not sure how effective HIV is.|
EXTEND YOUR PENIS BY 2 INCHES IN AS MANY DAYS
|MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!||Shit. I should not have done this experiment to my own computer.|
|6||It's not even booting.||Uploaded itself to the internet.||I have to use the library computers now, and they suck. Stupid parental block filters.|
Let's take a look with Linux:
|100||As fast as ever.||Not doing a damn thing.||Linux kicks ass.|
So what have we learned today? Fuck .exe files.