User:Island Monkey

“Where's Diana?”

~ Daily Mail reader

Corporal Sergeant General Major Brigadier Rt Hon Reverend Father Pastor Guru Bishop Duke Baron Lord Lord Mayor Lord Justice King Senator President Premier Sir Island Monkey KG KT GCB KCB GCMG KCMG DVO GCVO KVCO OM ISO CH ISM(apparently) MBE OBE CBE KBE GBE MP

Hey sexy; it's me, being an idiot.
Funny that, my ears do look like chimp ears.

HI! I'M NOT TROY MCCLURE!

I'm a monkey. On an island. And it's a goddamn wacky one, that's for sure.

I think parsnips are sexy.

This user desires nothing more than to destroy all ducks.

This user is from the Unreal Kingdom of England Island and Whales.

My articles

You know what?

What?

I can't remember.

And now for something completely different...

Well then.

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