We're scared!
How do I shot tourists?
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 Headline from Al-Jazeera
 Wal-Mart alarms suppliers with net procurement plans
Those filthy terrorists! Let's burn an effigy of Wal-Mart! Does anyone have a full-scale plushie effigy of a Wal-Mart supermarket?
Thanks Ted. I mean Kohbar. Can I just ask why you had this in your pocket?
And now onto our culture section, with Shilpa Shetty.
 BURN CULTURE!
 Dominance through fear!
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Dirka Dirka! Mangetout! Va va voom!
 Peace unto the brother.
 TRIPLE = sign HEADLINE! WOO!
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