Two people go out to some strip club to buy a prost... ate exam from their doctor; who happened to be there because he was D  \/ D  \. But as they go to talk to him, they find out that he is actually Darth Vader! Oh, wait, that's not funny... they discover that he is L33T CHU(K N0RR1$$!!1 There we go. And LCN approaches them. With eyes like burning farts, he says to them...
DON'T WORRY, I HAVE A DEGREE IN MATHS.
The words that had killled (no, not killed, killled. With 3 L's) their families 8 seconds before the event. Not you! said some random monkey, and without warning, LCN dived on them, repeating the words and causing them to shrivel up into dried bananas.
Good. F******. FIGHT.