I like squirrels
I like squirrels, because they're cute and fuzzy and they gruesomely chopped my enemies to bloody bits huggled me and let me pat their adorable little heads.
 What is a squirrel?
A squirrel is a fuzzy, small creature that eats nuts and spreads diseases. It has an unexplained long tail, which actually picks up programs from BBC. It has big, black eyes which look like they were glued on there. Squirrels also have a habit of chainsawing all those who dare oppose it being the most cute, innocent little rodents it's phsically possible for them to be.