YOU SUDDENLY HAVE A RAINBOW MUSTACHE!
Where's my chicken powder?
It is on the shelf. Why is it on the shelf? Because I put it there. Why did I put it there? Because that's where it goes. Why is that where it goes? Because I decided that. Why did I decide that? Because it should with all the other powders. Why should it be with all the other powders? Because it is nice when things go together.
And so my chicken powder is on the shelf...
 Dunt dunt dun...
Extra clufex appears and is DESTROYED! HA HA HA!
What? Surely this whole thing has happened so madly it was pimpalicious to watch...
You have shattered me, and I am brown. So SO, I am brown BROWN, and it is your fault FAULT, that we are having a celebration CELEBRATION, which will fill with stools STOOLS, which will take over the world WORLD, and cause you all to be dead DEAD, which will be very bad, BAD, that the sky is falling! The sky is falling! The sky is falling KADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 I am a piggy with long ears
None of the above WILL DOOM YOU ALL!
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This article title was caused by the fact that some person wanted to make an entire section of an article a link. They will regret it. DO YOU HEAR ME? THEY WILL REGRET IT! All nonsense from "burp" to "burp" will become as automatic as grass. When they see the article they made a link to, they will be very sad at its long title, and their reaction will be to yell, "POLYGON!" and make a run for it. What it is they are making a run for, I don't know, but they will make a run for it. There is a better strawberry than there EVER was before. And now, this article title concludes, encouraging you to never again ride a weather vane to Mars.
Oh, well. It was worth a try. AT BABBLE-STABBING!