What Sichuan Pendi is
Sichuan Pendi is a mystical place with bunnies and rainbows and unicorns and murderers and vampires and the Grim Reaper and definitely nothing evil. Many say that it is a paradise second only to Xanadu and third only to Zimbabwe.
 When Sichuan Pendi is
Will it be tomorrow? Is it today? Of these questions, the answers I can not say.
 What to Eat in Sichuan Pendi
If you go to Sichuan Pendi, you are likely to be trapped there forever due to its location within the Land of No Return. During this time, it is suggested that you eat only The Temple Explodes the Chicken Cube. ENJOY YOUR STAY! Muhahahahahaha!