“S - I - E - N - C - E. Science”
“That is incorrect.”
Science is a funny word to write. Try writing it. It's weird. It's like, a s and a c and then an i and stuff. Very difficult to write. I had to write it multiple times for this article, and it was tough. Then my mom told me I could copy and paste. It's genius.
Science was invented in the year 1908 by a man named Arthur Slink. He invented when he was a bar with his friends playing "Weird Word Wednesdays". "It's about time we come up with a weird word. How does... 'Science' sound? I mean, it has a 's' and a 'c'! It's flippin' brilliant!" The rest of his drunk friends laughed and tried to write it down on a napkin. They couldn't. "Take that, assholes!" said Slink. In celebration of creating this word, he went and watched Toy Story three consecutive times.
Science is used mainly by people, but sometimes less advanced life forms, such a single-celled bacteria and algae use science to their advantage. They use science to catch fish and distract things like antibiotics. The bacteria say: "Hey, white blood cells and antibodies! Spell 'Science'!", and when they are trying, the bacteria goes by and infects cells. The algae says: "Hey, doofus. Ya, I'm talking to you, you stupid yellow spotted bass. Spell 'Science', and I'll give you a prize." The fish trys to spell it, and while it is distracted, the aglae strangles the fish and eats it.
Science is also the designated term for "Complicated shit". Many people try to teach Science to kids, but they all think about pizza or ducks instead.
In 1807, people tried to make science, but it hadn't been invented yet, so, they didn't. One particpant said "Huh?"
 See also
- Religion, known to be 34% more accurate than scientific fact. Fact.
- Scientific science - the real kind.