| This article is about one of the users here. Technically it should have been removed as vanity, but we let it stay.|
Well don't look at me!
Ryan is a mysterious
guy girl person said to be living on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean somewhere near AustraliaNorwayGermany somewhere. It remains a mystery why he it lives there, although it is said it is because he it was forced into exile from his its former colony near the Netherlands Antilles. He It does not eat. Why? This is what we are going to find out now.
Some reasons may be:
- No food down there. Well, unless you count those stupid tube worms, but you should not eat those, they are DISGUSTING!! YUCK!!
He'dIt'd rather know the cheese HeIt's gone on a hunger strike to support the cause of the Irish Redundancy Army (of Ireland) HeIt got sent to hisits room because he'sit's been a naughty boy girlperson of nondescript gender.
- Blame the Jews
- Blame the Jaws
- Blame the paw paw
- Too busy freefalling to care?
- No one cares