Ronald Raygun (MC Hammer-The 2 Live Crew) is a lonely New Conservapaedia admin and officius mathemortician so that he counts dead people. He is notorious for being a boot with glasses. He is rumored to be a Pokemon collector as he yaps about them all the time on that bloggy site. Raygun is related to a bunch of famous professors, but he can't figure out the cosine of the Trump Tower thingy. Mr. Raygun is an asset to Steve Urkel. He also loves Glenn Beck and pie.