“When I grow up, I'm going to be a rectangle.”
That's why it has wings.
 Does it?
 Wings are rectangular
They are. I believe it. I also believe that the rectangular is a circle. Do you believe? Believing is rectangular. See that cow? Every time you say 'I don't believe in wings', something rectangular exists. Rectangular, see? See? You're a rectangle. Rec. Record a rectangular cow. With wings.
Can't resist it, can you?
In conclusion, banana souffle. Thank you.