Rectangular

“When I grow up, I'm going to be a rectangle.”

~ on Ambitious child

Rectangular is the state of being rectangular, or maybe circular. It also could be the state of Arizona, but I doubt that. It is mostly circular. Maybe spleesh.

That's why it has wings.

Does it?

Yes.

Maybe.

Wings are rectangular

They are. I believe it. I also believe that the rectangular is a circle. Do you believe? Believing is rectangular. See that cow? Every time you say 'I don't believe in wings', something rectangular exists. Rectangular, see? See? You're a rectangle. Rec. Record a rectangular cow. With wings.

Can't resist it, can you?

Wings

• Wing (a wing)
• Winger (a rectangle)
• Wingle (Spleesh)
• Wang (Horse)

In conclusion, banana souffle. Thank you.