Rant on the English
What the fock is up with the English? They're all like, "Hey... I talk with a stupid accent and I always use whole words and political correctness." And I'm just like, "Shut up dawg." Then I pop a cap in their ass 'cause I'm an American bitch!
What's up with their currency anyway? Pounds? Pounds? I go to England and I buy some soda and they say, "That will be ten pounds." And I'm like, "Woah, woah woah. You're insulting my weight cause I like soda." Then I pop a cap in their ass cause I'm American, bitch. What's up with the flag anyway. It's got a friggin' "X" on it. It's fockin retarded. The guy that designed it had to be American cause he's sayin "Ha, bitch! There's an 'X' in your flag cause the world hates you, bitch!" We go to war with the English and they pour tea on Americans and then we shoot them cause we're
What's up with a prime minister? Monarchy? Friggin' monarchy? What the hell? Kings and friggin' Queens are like Medieval shit that the English never got over. And you know what's worse? Wales. Whales are animals, not a country. And they you guys are in the same country as Northern Ireland. Northern Ireland and Ireland are havin' a never ending game of dodgeball but with bullets. Here's an ad for Northern Ireland: Come to Northern Ireland. Bullet-Proof vest provided!.
And also, if you're gonna go at war with a country, at least change your name so you're not associated with them. Jesus... And what's with "mum"? It's "MOM"! The best thing the English made was Harry Potter and that stuff is only just the cream of the crap. You know what I think of the English... T3PO BANNED IN THE U.K. Naw.. I wouldn't steal that from . You guys think you're better than America but you know what? REVOLUTIONARY WAR BITCH! I mean, this site was made by the English but I don't even care. And football is not SOCCER. SOCCER is SOCCER and FOOTBALL is FOOTBALL, ya friggin' retards.
Bottom line, America<England, and all americans are BITCHes!
This article just got pwnt by the English.