Over nine thousand
Over nine thousand is the number of times people have failed to find infantile humour funny. It's over eight thousand but is less than ten thousand, as you may have guessed. Or not, because I... fart.
Er, well, um... yeah.
Over nine thousand, a vague reference by any's stretch of the imagination, can refer to any number between 9,001 and infinity though on occasion it equals 1. This is due to an anomaly in the burning cookie accumulator. Dang rabbits putting carrots in.
 What is it over?
 WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!! J00 NEVER TOLD ME WHAT OVER 9000 IS!! I DEMAND TO KNOW!!
OK then, bitch, j00 want an article?! Hear iz j00r artikul!!!1one
In the year 8999.9999999999 Princess Vegeta was asked, "WHUT TIEM IZ IT" by that bald guy. He responded, "Well, thou art indeed blessed to seek the answer, but I will have to say it is in abundance of >8999".
 Okay, I think I just lost my brain there
So don't do it.
 See Also
Angry German Kid • Bed Intruder Song • Bel-Air • Chocolate Rain • Creepypasta • Desu • DSFARGEG • Fingerbox • Leeroy Jenkins • Lolwut • Longcat • Mega Milk • Numa Numa • Nyan cat • Over nine thousand • Palm Face • PARTY HARD • Pool's closed • Richard Dawkins • Rick roll • Rickless roll • See Also • Shoop Da Whoop • Zalgo