Larsen's Biscuits are a subsidiary of Fairy washing up liquid that sponsor the British television show Top Gear and a host of churches in the midwest of Outer Bangolia. They officially changed their name from 'Arse Biscuits' in 2005 after long and hard negotiations with Gay Rights organisations. Such groups are not to be confused with the (entirely different) Gay Lefts, who loiter the Houses of Parliament eating burgers and stuff like that.
Of course, the previous statement was wholly uncalled for: we can only apologise to Michael Portillo. Or not, the pretentious barsteward! Ruin The Politics Show for me will ya? Well, eat this ya Cheesy Wotsit! [Flicks V]