A Jaffa Cake thief caught in the act.
Jaffa Cakes were invented by Professor Pukesworth on the day his toenail got infected with pie. Ever noticed that when you eat one, you die?
As shown on Youtube, you tube, you can dissect them and consume them from the inside out.
No you smeg head, Jaffa. Jaffa cakes.
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