Interviewing Your Shmelf
Hello, I'm here with Your Shmelf. Hello Mr. Shmelf, how are you doing?
Me: But I'm the creator so I can put what I want.
Shmelf: You're right. You can put what I say, but it's still a dumb article.
Me: Don't insult this article!
Shmelf: You're insulting your own article.
Shmelf: I agree.
Me: So what are you doing these days?
Shmelf: Uhhh... Let's see... Oh yeah, I'm making bad spoofs of spoofs.
Shmelf takes axe.
Me: Ok, thats just copying.
Shmelf: You're writing it.
Me: Damn! You're getting to my head!
Shmelf: No, you're getting to your own head.
Me: It's so confusing!!! WHY!!!
Me: Don't laugh at me!
Shmelf: No, you're laughing at yourself.
Me: I give up. You're confusing me.
Shmelf: No, you're---
Me:Shut the fu---
Shmelf:You can't say that!!!
Me: YES I CAN I"M THE WRITER, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Shmelf: You're so mean to me.
Me: No, I'm mean to myself! HA! I win this time!
Shmelf: No, you're mean to yourshmelf.
Me: Ugh.... I give up.
Shmelf: I win!
Me: Exactly, I win.
Shmelf: It's sad that you're talking to youshmelf.
Me: What's so bad about talking your yourshmelf?
Shmelf: I give up.
Me: Wha?... No, I give up...I said it first.
Shmelf: Exactly, I give up.
Shmelf really takes an axe and seriously wants to kill me, but that's kind of like suicide when you think about it.