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North Korea perfects the mighty stomp rocket 0.003% of the world's population committed suicide on 1 Arbly, 2013 Stuart Little finally ends it all Flock of exactly 300 wrens found, all tagged Homeless people to pay tax on begging Peter Jackson's "The Hobbit" an Early Contender for Oscars IllogiNews reporter writes IllogiNews article Christmas cancelled after Santa loses job, declares bankruptcy and collapses lifelessly. Wankers coerce oil strikers in beans Batch files key to Windows 8 speed Non-traditional eats at Illogicopedia's American Thanksgiving feast for 2012 Journalist capture first documented evidence that the Apocalypse has begun Survey says bats are only funny to some people Illogicopedia writer honored by Time Magazine 2012 Olympic Games underway; Mr Bean early favourite to take Gold in 100m 774 words for poop God gives it up Existence not all it's cracked up to be, say scientists Sports celeb "pulled more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo" Canadian govt. approves national Bake and Wake Day Lactating midgets get the munchies, nobody laughs The Long Awaited Hiatus from Weed Francis E. Dec back from the grave, runs for Senator of Puerto Rico Zeroastrianism declared official religion of Finnish nihilists Silent Penguin makes the pros, American football enthusiasts rejoice 13809827354 Puisse is the new black, Social Studies is the new Math Tesco experience poor festive sales, are forced to sell over 3,000 mince pies for 1p Following recent India jibes, Jeremy Clarkson only yet to offend balding, middle aged jeans-clad motoring journalists: report Faulty implants scandal: exploding boobs a 'real possibility' Bigfoot sighted at blind date Trickle-down pants surprisingly popular in Danmark WAE IZ BAK. VOTE FOR YOUR LEAST FAVORITES. Conservapedia:The Future Minor annoyances swept down underneath the carpet Leftover airline fuel put to use as mildly intoxicating water substitute World ends 31/11/2011 to spite imagined 2012 doomsday believers Vote for your favourite articles and win nothing! Public houses everywhere usher in a Happy New Beer Illogicopedia's first (and only) reality show returns for a second season some four years after its debut

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2009: Jeremy – Farbleum – Arche – Arply – Aym – Yoon – Jumbly – Ergust – Serpeniver – Octodest – Novelniver – Ditzimber
2008: Jeremy – Farbleum – Arche – Arply – Aym – Yoon – Jumbly – Ergust – Serpeniver – Octodest – Novelniver – Ditzimber
2007: Arche – Arply – Aym – Yoon – Jumbly – Ergust – Serpeniver – Octodest – Novelniver – Ditzimber