I put the cat out
I put the cat out.
Yep, that's right, I put it out.
And now it's back.
With its army of watermelons.
As it advances I cast spells at it
- I cast firaga
Meh, that should put them off.
Oh fork no, that's just made them angry.
I think it's the part where I run away.
- I run to the front door
Oh no, they're too close.
- I run to the back door
Oh crap, they're in the garden
- I lock door, and shut myself in bedroom
Phew, that should keep them out.
- Front door opens
Here they come.
I think I've learnt a vital lesson today.
NEVER PUT THE CAT OUT AT NIGHT.
GAHHHHHHHHH... UNGH... uhhhh...