How to be only slightly dead
To be only slightly dead, you need only sing like:
Got that? Good. Now you try it.
Nooo, you aren't supposed to die that much. I said only slightly!
Uh oh, better find a river to dump the corpse in.
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ILLOGICOPEDIA GUIDE TO DEATH
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