HEY THERE, BEST FRIEND.
i'm about to be real friendly and shit towards you.
I'M ABOUT TO SUBJUGGLATE YOU.
wanna know why, motherfucker?
BECAUSE I AM THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS. IT'S ME.
and that's what i was meant to do.
THAT'S WHAT I MOTHERFUCKING WAS UP AND MEANT TO DO.