God's underwear
From Illogicopedia
God's underwear is the undergarment worn by God and his cronies since 1896. If God's underwear done football then surely it would be good football. Tae bonnie lass.
[edit] When you die
Yes, when you die you actually pass through God's underpants. Not his underwear because Chinese law breakers make them. No, underpants... UNDERPANTS!
“The rain in Spain falls mostly on gods pants”
“Play it again Sam, you beeyacht”