Sir Glennie Beck Czar IX
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[edit] Early Life
Beck started as a genius back then whenever that no one cares about. He started as an ugly ape that eventually turned into a human with magic and Darwin. He sucked his thumb and did not really do much else.
[edit] Career
Beck played for the Detroit Collaborators in their basketball tournament and gained 2346435566564 home runs in the first 3 seconds in his career. He then died from ugly cancer.