Economic Benefits of Automated Egg Crackers
From Illogicopedia
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Automated Egg Crackers, the "state-of-the-art shell penetrating and removing devices" believe it or not, have some actual economic benefits:
- Prevent eggshell-related political accidents by up to 13%
- Stimulate purchasing of powdered eggs due to hatred of cracking eggs
- Sit on shelves with fancy price tags
- Shine with their chrome outer layers
- Give billions to failing corporations
- Increase chances of salmonella outbreaks by -1/2
