Drugs

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Do drugs and you too can end up looking like this!

The world according to a druggie.

“I don't do drugs. I am drugs.”
~ Salvador Dali on drugs

[edit] No, No, No!

Doooon't do 'em! It's all a conspiracy, I tell you! They want to steal your sonks!

Yeah!

Look at Amy Winehouse. Want to look like that? No! Then do drugs. Oh, sorry, don't do 'em.

Fluffotherapy, the best way to recover your sonks; recommended by zero out of ten health professionals.
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