In the beginning when God created the World Wide Web, the Internet was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep. Then God said, "Let there be sites that everyone can edit" and there were sites that everyone could edit. And God saw that it was good; and God separated the editability from the non-editability. God called the editable Wiki, and the others he didn't call anything. And there were websites.
And God said, "Let there be a new Wiki, but shall have no form." And He created it. It was the second day.
And God said, "Let the void disappear, and so shall Illogicopedia appear! Hey, that rhymed! Maybe I should be a poet!" And it was so. Not the poet part, but the part about Illogicopedia appearing. And God saw that it was good. Then God said, "Let Illogicopedia put forth vegetation: articles and stories of no logic, and voting pages where you can vote for articles and stuff." And it was so. And God saw that it was good. And there was evening and there was morning, the third day.
And God said, "Let World Wide Web bring forth swarms of new users and let there be IPs, and vandals and Admins. And people who make up insane stories like this one!" And God saw that it was good. God blessed them, saying, "Be fruitful and multiply, and create articles, and never be logical." And there was evening and there was morning, the fifth day, because he had fallen asleep on the fourth day.
And he had finished it in five days, as he had improved his skills since creating earth. What a disaster that place was.
And was all peaceful in Illogicopedia.