A Chinese Burn is Illogicopedia's euphemism for the most dreaded action that can be possibly taken on one of its users- a ban!!!!!
Illogicopedia doth not liketh logic. It wanteth to make everything it doeth look juvenile and dumb. So while even Uncyclopedia uses the word "block" for blocking, Illogicopedia overlordzorz would much rather use a dumb-arthed alternative like Chinese Burn. I mean, how can a Chinese Burn sting for eternity? Illogical isn't it?
Any user annoying you? Give him a Chinese Burn! Any female user annoying you, or resisting your attempts at sexual harassment? Give HER a Chinese Burn! Yes, we're misogynistic motherfuckers who persecute and exploit
objects females on a regular basis! Deal with it.
“Wait, you blocked me? But I didn't do anything wrong!”
“I didn't block you, I gave you a Chinese Burn. I'm infected you know.”
SEE??!! Before you know it, admins are gonna block everybody they don't like, and claim it's a "Chinese Burn" epidemic!