“I never thought I would be quoted on the internet, but here I am!”
Spinning, turning, chains in all. You see, Bicycle Shoestrings aren't what you think they are. They are things bikes use to tie there shoes with. Not piles of undeveloped film. They blend in perfectly with the bike. If you aren't trained, you would never see them. That's all part of the plan.
Bicycle Shoestrings like to kill people. Do you know what the number one cause of two-wheel-related-injuries are? Bikes. And do you know what is so deadly on those bikes? Their shoestrings. Oh yes, you heard me. They stop the bike. Anytime they want. Mostly when the bike is right in front of a moving car's trajectory.
Good bye, young man. Too bad you bought a bike that ties its shoes.