18 USC § 1030
18 USC § 1030 is the single most important legal statute in modern history. It provides Wiki owners the ability to lock vandals up for ten years for petty vandalism. This statute also comes with fries, so that obese Republican leaders would be able to sign on without feeling hungry for more.
Congratulations, whoever did that's going to federal prison! He wandalized a wiki!
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- That means the author would've been stuck in the stony lonesome for 6 years already because he wandalized Wikipedia in junior high.